Built on Grit, Fueled by Sass & Caffeine

Pick Your Poison Tees started at my dining room table with a $150 craft setup, a handful of bows, and a big dream. At the time, my husband was active duty Army—gone often, and we were raising two little ones on a tight budget. I needed something flexible, something mine… and something that could grow.

What began as a side hustle turned into a full-blown business—one that’s now sold over 50,000 tees (even to Hot Topic online!) and lets me provide for my family while being home with my kids. I’ve traded bows for bold, snarky, spooky tees—and every design still gets pressed by hand, right here in the middle of our chaos: 3 dogs, 3 cats, 2 ferrets, 10 chickens, a bearded dragon, and two amazing kids.

This brand is more than shirts. It’s the result of grit, late nights, and the drive to create something that speaks to real life—messy, moody, and magic. If you’ve ever picked a tee that feels like a whole mood, you’ve picked your poison—and supported a dream that means everything to us. 🖤